Beware the Ides of March
Shakespeare had it right. Beware indeed. Only not just today, but the whole month has been, in my view, "wonky." We had NO SNOW this season until the end of February and then three more snow "storms" since then. While the accumulations have been small (barely, and I do mean BARELY, measurable), the temperatures have been all over the place. Coming in like a lion and going out like a lamb? More like coming in like a bipolar swamp monster. (Is that a thing? CAN that be a thing?)
Let me talk about today,
Wednesday. If you've read anything I've written before (and I hope you
have), you know that Wednesdays are NOT my favorite day. It's the day I
trek to the office via public transportation. (I'd like to say I'm being
an environmentalist like Ed Begley Jr. [check out this article: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ed-begley-jr-oscars-2023_n_640e5594e4b0bc5cb64b1303],
but the truth is I just want to save money since daily parking in my building
is $20 and round trip bus fare is just under half of that.) Yesterday, a
Nor'easter hit our area. Our community wasn't hard, but it did snow for
most of the day, but it didn't stick until the end of the day, when I went out
to pick up pizza. (It was, after all Pi day.)
The worst part of the day (and
the night) was the wind. Biting cold which felt more like January than
mid-March. (Walking into it was blinding with the snow coming right at
you.) All night long it rattled the house. This morning
temperatures were in the low 30s, but "real feel" was in the
20s. So I was thrilled to have to walk to the bus stop.
I bundled up (wearing my lined
LL Bean pants which I have worn maybe ONCE this season and already
have a grease stain on them that I didn't notice until this morning and I
WASN'T taking them off!). There was some ice on the stairs so I was
extremely careful. Then I noticed there was ice on most of the sidewalks,
so I ended up walking on the side of the streets as I headed downtown to where
I would catch the bus. Even though the streets had been treated/salted,
there was ice in some places. I was extremely careful as I walked
downhill. (I live in fear of "I've fallen and I can't get up"
syndrome.) My ears (the right one is still not "right" even though
the ENT can find no issue), my face, my hands (even in gloves) and feet were
really feeling it.
Thankfully the bus was early
(SO GRATEFUL). I stumbled on at total windswept mess. (As I later
observed in the ladies' room. I try so hard to look "together"
but by the time I arrive I am a disheveled mess that even a comb and static
guard won't help. I think I need a professional hair/make up person and
dresser waiting for me at the office.) The traffic was light
(WIN!). I placed an order for my coffee while I was still a few blocks
away from Penn Station. (Will someone tell me HOW I can get my "reward"?
I have been trying for two weeks to get the Dunkin app
to apply my reward to my order, but it keeps telling me I don't have anything
in my cart. If I don't have anything in my "cart" how come I
can place and pay for an order???? I'm old I know it...I need help with
this from some young tech savvy person for whom a phone is like an
appendage.) Even so, my coffee was hot and waiting for me when I arrived.
(WAS hot...as I write this I'm going to have to warm it up for the second
time. I'm a slow drinker...at least when it comes to coffee.)
As we enter the second half of
the month, forecasters are telling me that it will be more "lamb"
like. By St. Patrick's Day we are back in the 50s and I'm hoping it stays
that way. AND it gets even warmer. As social media reminded me,
just three years ago at this time, my son was laying out his pandemic
garden.
Spring officially arrives on
Monday and I'm hoping Mother Nature got the memo. Let’s get through this ides (hopefully surviving,
unlike Julius Caesar) and onto the season where flowers can sprout from the
ground. Let me put my dirty winter coat into storage (after I’ve had it
dry cleaned…it’s filthy) and dig out the “fun” warm weather clothes. I'm ready.
So sorry you’re having all this pressure. You are not alone. I also had trouble with the Dunkin Rewards thing, also have tinnitus? But mostly ignore it. Really noticing it since you made me think about it. Falling is another issue that I think about all the time. Can’t relate to the Porto Potty issue however. Hang in there. Thing can get better, worse or stay the same! Singing on Sunday helps! We’ve missed you. Luv and hugs!
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