Dear Mr Colbert
Or can I call you Stephen? After all we are nearly neighbors. When I'm in New Jersey and you're in New Jersey we are only a few miles apart. Or so I assume. I know you live in the next town over but I don't know your address and Google won't give it to me. Not that I was going to come to your house and bother you, I wasn't, but I hear you give out great Halloween candy, are cool with decorations and you're never too old to go trick or treating. (Do you give out full sized? You should you know, you are a celebrity.) I just want to say how sorry I am, like the majority of the world is, to see your show go off the air. It is a sad sad day (actually it's been a sad sad decade when you look at the majority of it but I don't want to go there) when pissed off politicians masquerading as leaders decide to silence one of the most popular television shows out there. And I'm not just talking about late night. You are beloved. I think/hope you know that. ...