Cup of Coffee?
It's been all over the internet, so I'm going to join the hoards
and talk about Starbucks too.
Back in the day when I was a true Starbucks fan (when I had some cash to burn), I even had a Starbucks Card. (The true reason might have something to do with the fact that Paul McCartney had his face on one at the time.) I'd go in and buy my cafe mocha, or if it was AFTER Thanksgiving, a peppermint white chocolate mocha. (Obviously Jesus was a big Mocha Latte fan as it is written in 3 Corinthians 15: 59-62: "Thou shall only drink Pumpkin Spice from Labor Day weekend, or the first of September, whichever comes first through Thanksgiving. After which thou shall be allowed to partake of the Peppermint Mocha, Gingerbread and/or Eggnog until Epiphany at which time you may no longer partake of any seasonal/specialty coffee blends of Christmastide.") But I no longer go to Starbucks and while cost and convenience have a big part in the reason behind it, the color of their cups has nothing to do with my informal boycott/protest. The true reason is very simple, the barista at the Starbucks on my way to work hooked me on Maple Macchiatos and then the store cruelly took them away; they have never returned. (Not even during "maple" season, although I'm not 100% sure of when maple season might be.) IF Maple Macchiato ever DID return, I would consider ending my boycott and go out of my may to get a venti, even though it might sting my wallet a bit.
While we are on the topic
of coffee, I am not just protesting Starbucks. Dunkin Donuts is also
guilty of a cruel crime. While this season they are still using
appropriate holiday cup ware (because sipping a snickerdoodle latte out of a Styrofoam
cup with Joy printed on it makes Jesus a happy Savior), and the appropriate
seasonal flavors (peppermint mocha, sugar cookie), they discontinued (again
after "hooking" me), their red velvet latte. Now I realize that
this is not red velvet season (obviously that comes after Epiphany and ends
after Valentine's Day), but they failed to bring it back during the appropriate
season after flaunting it the season before. (I'd also like to point out
that Dunkin Donuts created a serious infraction by introducing its Pumpkin
Spice at the end of August; a serious no-no.)
So as a "good
Christian" I'm unofficially boycotting both Starbucks AND Dunkin Donuts,
not because of the holiday cup controversy, but because they clearly have
overstepped the bounds of the seasons (both currently have holiday offerings
and it isn't even Thanksgiving yet; heresy!) I'm sure my savior would
agree that along with feeding the hungry, clothing the naked and tending to the
poor and lonely that having the appropriate seasonal coffee beverage is of the
utmost importance.
(And if you ARE seriously
offended by any cup ware offered by ANY coffee establishment, might I suggest
you turn your corporate card with all its bonus points and cash values over to someone
truly needy. I have it on good authority that they don't really care what
the color of their beverage cup is.)
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